A Genius, Two Friends, and an Idiot
~In the saddle... In the sack... In the sand
Overview
Expert conman Joe Thanks teams up with half-breed Bill and naive Lucy to steal $300,000 from the Indian-hating Major Cabot. Their elaborate plan is full of disguises, double-crosses, and chases, but Joe always seems to know what he's doing.
Genres
- Comedy
- Western
General Information
Release Date: 1975-12-16
Budget: $0
Revenue: $0
Runtime: 117 min
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