Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
~The Army Will Never Be The Same
Overview
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Genres
- Comedy
General Information
Release Date: 2008-11-07
Budget: $30000000
Revenue: $103971
Runtime: 100 min
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