The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

~A How-To-Do-It Guide.

Overview

David Hyde Pierce, playing an alien (credited as infinity-cubed in the opening credits), narrates a courtship in a late-20th century American city as an extraterrestrial nature documentary. The relationship "footage" is played straight, while the voice-over (with its most often wildly inaccurate theories) and elaborate visual metaphors add comedy.

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General Information

Release Date: 1999-09-03
Budget: $0
Revenue: $0
Runtime: 90 min

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